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A bold strategy pioneered by the chronically unemployed, now rebranded as “early adopters of post-work futurism.” These visionaries saw automation coming and bravely opted out of the rat race entirely, choosing instead to live off vibes, instant noodles, and unsolicited philosophical takes on Reddit. While others panic over being replaced by machines, these heroes smugly watch from their beanbag thrones, whispering, “You can’t be downsized if you were never sized up to begin with.”